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oh-woah-dope:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

squarekun:

reckling-turtle:

how far do i have to play in OFF before i get to the black and white teddy bear?

the trolls don’t come in till act V, but the first four are really good too so don’t skip them!

banasmagiccastle:

spookyhouse:

okay name aside this one is really cute like fuckin

I would make a Green Day joke but that album cover is WAY too complicated to ‘shop

I made this for some reason

I would *greatly* appreciate a Life baffler

homestuck:

on my dash right now: gay porn, pokemon benches, whose line clips

lots and lots of gay porn

on my dash right now: gay porn, pokemon benches, whose line clips

shalrath:

what we should be getting

• a multiple tag search option
• an actually working block option
• a fix on the tumblr video player
• being able to post pictures into the caption of anything else besides a text post

what we are getting

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calibornsbottombitch:

homestuck:

calibornsbottombitch:

you may ask yourself wednesday did you eat two pints of ice creme today you may ask yourself where is that large automobile and you may tell yourself this is not my beautiful house

how did I get here?

how did you get that url?

AND THE DAYS GO BY

poppy-oswald:

I can’t believe Clara has been Barty Crouch Jr. this entire time. 

nchl:

who thinks doctor who is gonna neverending story us out of the Doctor’s name?

ie. screaming incoherently into a thunder storm so we don’t quite understand a word?

neilcicierega:

Wow a lot of very shrewd minds have pointed out inaccuracies in my inspirational Einstein image. Just goes to show you what an incredible resource for fact-checking that Tumblr is.

I have updated the image to reflect the amazing truth about this amazing man.

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